Do You Have a Dirty Mind Quiz?

By: Denis Priesnov
Updated: 3 months ago
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 Have you ever wondered just how dirty your mind is? I just know that you are a little pervert! Want me to prove it? Eagerly! This quick personality quiz will easily determine whether you have a dirty mind or not.
If you are not afraid to learn your true character and how your mind actually works, I welcome you to test your skills.
Here, you'll face a set of riddle and personal questions that all come with a dirty subtext. Can you refrain from making a perverted assumption? Do you actually know the correct answers but still prefer that dirty response? No worries, you can be honest here. This is a safe place that knows how to keep secrets. For example, we already know your Sex Kinks (through a quiz, of course) and keep silent about them! You pervert. 

What Is Considered a Dirty Mind?

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A "dirty mind" is, of course, just a figural saying that is used to describe a person who thinks in terms of sexual innuendos at every opportunity. Do you recognize yourself? Then be ready for some lewd thoughts in the next several minutes! 
These questions are meant to confuse you with their double meaning. It's entirely up to you whether you fall under their charm or not. I guess you'll be able to resist some, but definitely not all. 
A dirty mind quiz is meant for entertainment purposes only. You've got one? Then enjoy the lewd fantasies your mind plays for you! No shame in having a dirty mind! On the contrary, don't feel left out if you don't have a dirty mind. It's just that your fantasies play in a different tune. 

How Many People Have Dirty Mind?

 Well, it's hard to estimate the exact percentage of people with a dirty mind due to the blurry definition of one and the hidden nature of the mind. However, anecdotal evidence says that most people have dirty minds!

Of course, we are speaking of the adult population here! Well over 60 percent even! So, you are not alone in your fantasies. And, overall, our minds get rather dirty as early as the start of puberty. So, the teens are way more knowledgeable than we give them credit for. Just remember yourself in those years! Ah, you get it now!

When the hormones hit, and we get to explore the "adult" topics, our whole worldview changes. What was previously a simple picture now gets another meaning. We finally get the hidden details in Disney and Pixar; we see sex-related subtext in many innocent instances, and so on. This is the latter that we'll check in this particular quiz. 

Do You Have a Dirty Mind Quiz? Questions

dirty mind quiz What's in a man's pants that you won't find in a girl's?
  • what?

  • d*ck

  • pockets

dirty mind quiz G-...
  • string

  • spot

  • shock

  • Dragon

dirty mind quiz Pillow...
  • fight

  • case

dirty mind quiz I go in hard but come out soft
  • yeah, you do...

  • I don't mind if you blow me

  • that's a chewing gum!

dirty mind quiz What does a cow have four of nd a woman only two?
  • tits

  • brain cells

  • legs

dirty mind quiz Every man has one; some are big, some are small. It feels good when you blow it.
  • a d*ick again?

  • I have no idea really

  • a nose

dirty mind quiz How often do you get in embarrassing situations because of your dirty mind?
  • quite often

  • just on occasion

  • rarely

  • I don't have a dirty mind

dirty mind quiz If I asked you to tell me a joke right now, would it be dirty?
  • definitely

  • no

dirty mind quiz Can you go at least a day without sex appearing in your mind?
  • yes

  • no

dirty mind quiz Choose: top or bottom; it involves a bed.
  • I prefer being top

  • I prefer being bottom

  • it's a bunk bed, obviously! top

  • no, bottom bunk bed

dirty mind quiz Do you ever use "that's what she said" comeback?
  • yes

  • no

dirty mind quiz Answer this riddle: I'm game; I end in "U C K"; I'm horny.
  • f*ck

  • not f*ck, but don't know what

  • a buck

dirty mind quiz The best part of your body to put into a pie is
  • my big P

  • and my rocks

  • ew, just my teeth

dirty mind quiz Take off my coat, then eat me. What am I?
  • I don't care, I'll eat you gladly

  • I have no idea what you are

  • you are a banana!

  • or some other fruit?

dirty mind quiz You can use your hands OR your mouth to get me off. What am I?
  • my favorite treat!

  • yes, this one is dirty in my head;)

  • gloves!

dirty mind quiz Pleasure is ....
  • always physical

  • no way, it's spiritual/mindful

dirty mind quiz I come from nuts, can be very sticky and I taste amazing in your mouth.
  • my god, we all know what it is!

  • I'd rather not say

  • it's peanut butter, you dirty bastards

dirty mind quiz Do you ever wish you'd have a mind not as lewd?
  • yes

  • no

  • my mind is not lewd!

dirty mind quiz Some women love having this inside them; it's a four latter word!
  • a d*ck again?

  • a baby!

  • definitely meat for me

dirty mind quiz What do you see here?
  • a leg and a sock 

  • you know what!

dirty mind quiz What about here?
  • oooh

  • not that dirty, but I get it 

  • it's just a mouse 

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Denis Priesnov

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